"As seen on Oprah" these pen are so adorable and come in several different designs.
A little purse pad for when you need to write something down on the go. The pad reads "High Maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it.
A fun business card that reads "I'm a take charge woman, charge it I'll take it". You can find this one and other unique ones at http://www.shoplucys.com/
